I have a secret desire, Hiding deep in my soul, It sets my heart afire, To see me in this role, I wanna be a producer, With a hit show on Broadway, I wanna be a producer, Lunch at Sardi's every day, I wanna be a producer, Sport a top hat and a cane ,I wanna be a producer ,And drive those chorus girls insane! ,I wanna be a producer, And sleep until half-past two, I wanna be a producer, And say, "You, you, you, not you", I wanna be a producer, Wear a tux on op'ning nights!, I wanna be a producer ,And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!